HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Glad I don't live in Texas

This is nuts!!!!

Dildo Diaries

Have You Seen This Man?

Police are searching for this man, he 5'9" tall with a moustache, a grey suit, red tie, white shirt and a camera in front of him. Um....yeah. LOL

Excellent Magic Trick

I'm not usually all that interested in magic tricks but this one is awesome. Be sure and watch it to the end. ---> A Fishy Magic Trick

U.S. Soldier Feared Kidnapped

A search is under way for a U.S. soldier who went missing in Iraq on Monday evening, amid fears the soldier might have been kidnapped. As part of the search, U.S. forces raided the HQ of Al-Furat TV and briefly seized some weapons, according to CNN correspondent John Roberts, who was embedded with troops conducting the search.

Does anyone else just lose it and start crying and feeling waves of hopelessness when they read headline like this? Will it ever end? How many more of our children is Bush going to kill?

I have a friend who speaks of moving from the U.S. because of how fucked up our government is and up until now I disagreed but now I gotta say that other countries are starting to look good to me.

This war sickens me.

What an Evil Bitch!!!!

This is the kind of day I had at work. No matter how long you've known someone, no matter how well you though you knew them, watch out. Behind that smile is an evil, malicious, vindictive, slimey BITCH out to destroy you. I'm too angry to go into it but these song lyrics are for the nasty smiling, lying, big ass bitch in my office. I spit my sunflower seeds in your general direction!


Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, huh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
The truth is in the eyes
Cause the eyes don't lie, amen
Remember a smile is just
A frown turned upside down
My friend let me tell you
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, huh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
I'm telling you beware
Beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy (Jealousy)
Misery (Misery)
Envy
I tell you, you can't see behind smiling faces
Smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
Listen to me now, beware
Beware of that pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Your enemy won't do you no harm
Cause you'll know where he's coming from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice I'm only try' to school ya

Is your refrigerator running?

I've been getting crank or prank calls for several months now. I know what his name is, it's Charles Auburn. I know what his number is, it's 760-568-5882. What I don't understand is why he won't leave me alone. It started a few months back with him asking for someone who didn't live here but had my last name. "No, there's no Mike Smith here. No, no Wayne Smith, no Steve Smith either.....you have the wrong number." Then he called back and kept asking me if I knew all these different people with my last name. I even got out my phone book and helped him find one of them and gave him the number. Since then he and all his family keep calling back looking for yet more people so I finally said, "I don't know these people, it's not even my name, I just kept my ex's last name to piss off the new wife, ok? Leave me alone."

Well they still call me several time a day almost every day. I've had 3 calls so far this morning. They won't leave me alone. I've screamed to the top of my lungs in the phone, I've used every fowl word in the book, I've simply clicked the phone on then off again before they could say a word...nothing works. I don't want to spend the money to have their number blocked, they would just use another phone anyway.

Their not threatening me so I can't call the police. What would you do? How do you get rid of phone pests?

No Thanks, I'll Buy My Clothes At Kohl's

I can't believe that Jefferey won Project Runway tonight...his style sucks. I think Uli or Laura should have won. They had clothes I'd actually wear. Can't believe I watched the whole dang season just to see him win..yuk! Check out this 80's band in my video to the right, they had better style than Jefferey.

No Shit He See's U When You're Sleeping

He moved in next door. Santa is a my new neighbor...now he'll know for sure which list to put me on. Seriously, this is the color my new neighbor chose to paint his house. Ho ho ho house.

Naughty Livi

Free Hugs!!!

I Love This!!!!

Plop plop, fizz, fizz...

Oh what a relief it is to get back to normal around here. Why do mothers drive us crazy? Is it in the mothers handbook or something? It was constant complaining from the minute she got off the plane just like last time and about the craziest things. First our squirrels are the wrong color, then all the toilet seats in the restaurants are too short. Everything is too expensive and she gained so much weight she can't do stairs or hardly any walking and up here, that's all there is to do so she wound up sitting in front of the tv most of the time and even bitched about that because all her shows come on too late here. She thought many of the houses up here that I think are cute and quaint, look like slums to her.

I took her to lunch with friends and we were laughing and having a good time and then she proceeded to tell them about her alcholic father...dead silence at the table. Then for dessert, a dear friend said we had the same chins and I wanted to die right then and there. We do not look alike...not not not!!!!

So after 5 days of complaints, she's on a plane for home and I can exhale again. I love my Mom but distance lends enchantement!!!!!

I'm actually looking forward to getting back to work!

Off To Pick Up Mom

I'll keep you posted on how the visit is going. Will she drive me nuts (short trip anyway) or will we have a good time?

Not Photoshopped, I Swear

A model presents a creation for French fashion house Guy Laroche as part of their Spring/Summer 2007 ready-to-wear fashion collection in Paris October 7, 2006. Ok, she's finished with her catwalk, will somebody give the bitch a sandwich?

It Actually Has Me Pegged

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 80%

Wrath: 20%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.

How Sinful Are You?

This is Creepy!

Anorexia Photoshop Contest

Secret Letter From Iraq

Please read this letter from a Marine...make the time, it's worth it.

Secret Letter

Instructions or Insult???

White Knuckle Driving

I live in the mountains. I have to drive mountain roads everyday. Sometimes it's rainy, foggy, muddy, snowy or icy and it sucks. BUT it does not suck as much as this road in Bolivia.

No way would I drive on that thing!

She'll Be Commin Round The Mountain

Mom...Dear Sweet Mom is coming for a visit to my mountain to see me and my house. Acckkk!!!! Last time she visited, I had a duplex by the beach and I took her up and down the coast and to Hollyweird. It was easy to keep her occupied but the mountains are slow living. Not a lot to do up here. I haven't had time to blog much either because I have to clean the house. I mean really clean...lol. So, no grandkids for her and no husband for her to pick on. Any ideas on how to entertain Mom for 5 days? Feel free to get creative with this.