The Triumphant Return Of Paula Abdul!

The Super Bowl may be bringing real talent to their halftime show. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello reports that Paula Abdul is in talks with Fox to perform during the Super Bowl. Paula may perform her new song with fellow American Idol judge Randy Jackson. They are in rehearsals for the video right now. It's off his upcoming Music Vol. 1 CD.

If this news is true Paula will be joining Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mary .J Blige and Maroon 5 as Super Bowl performers.

I will only be into this if Paula scraps her duet with Randy and instead performs her greatest hits wearing her old outfits like the one above. They can brush Arsenio Hall off from whatever tomb he's living in and bring him back as Scat Cat. They also need to liquor Paula up before the performance and turn off her backtrack. Paula singing live and drunk would be the best show ever.

I'm guessing this is all just a rumor and not happening. That means they better get a camera crew over to wherever Paula's at, because when she learns she isn't doing the Super Bowl she's going to have an epic meltdown. She doesn't take bad news lightly.
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