Monday, October 23, 2006

What an Evil Bitch!!!!

This is the kind of day I had at work. No matter how long you've known someone, no matter how well you though you knew them, watch out. Behind that smile is an evil, malicious, vindictive, slimey BITCH out to destroy you. I'm too angry to go into it but these song lyrics are for the nasty smiling, lying, big ass bitch in my office. I spit my sunflower seeds in your general direction!


Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, huh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
The truth is in the eyes
Cause the eyes don't lie, amen
Remember a smile is just
A frown turned upside down
My friend let me tell you
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth, huh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
I'm telling you beware
Beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy (Jealousy)
Misery (Misery)
Envy
I tell you, you can't see behind smiling faces
Smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
(Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake
That hides the snake
Listen to me now, beware
Beware of that pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
Your enemy won't do you no harm
Cause you'll know where he's coming from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice I'm only try' to school ya

1 Comments:

At 11:11 PM, Blogger Dallas Meow said...

holy mother of pearl that is a horrifying happy face...
And we have family friends, husband's heritage from spain, wife of french descent, they moved to norway - oh, about 25 years ago ....
have never so much as come back for a day.
and yet they travel all around the rest of the world with 4 kids.
---- and my son says [not from personal experience, remember he's about to be mormonized] ----
although halved oreos are ever so much more fun, esoecially if you have time to paste a whole family pack .... those round red/white striped mints only need one quick lick to stick to the paint of any vehicle. and dadgummit, they really stick and when one wants to remove them - gosh almighty they peel the paint right off.

 

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