Thank God

Gwen Stefani confirmed that she will reunite with No Doubt to record a new album due out next year. Their last full, original studio album was “Rock Steady” in 2001. Since then Gwen has been busy pushing out a baby and pushing out two solo albums.

She said, “I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that’s all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record.”

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!!!

Can you tell I was not a fan of her solo crap?

All I can say is Wow!

This woman is getting 2 years in prison for throwing a cup of ice into someone elses car. 2 years. There are convicted child molesters getting less time than this....sickening.

McMissile Getting 2 years

This is such bullshit....

How to fall in love ....

Find a complete stranger.

Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.

Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for 4 minutes.

York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love.
He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.

Get Real!!!!

I'm a Fucking Idiot!

Yep, that should be me on the cover. Remember earlier when I said that my friends are always looking to me for advice and if only they knew how clueless I was? Well, once again I let myself get sucked into someone elses problem, "Help me Livi, please, I need you" and I did and now she hates me and won't speak to me. I know that's what usually happens, ungrateful people suck you dry then toss you aside but not before blaming you for everything that ever went wrong in their entire life.

Why? Why do I let myself get in involved? Why do I agree to play Miss Dear Abby when I know I'll just get burned? What a sucky day, no chocolate and I had maybe an hours sleep last night because I was up all night writing the apology to end all apology letters ( even though I was right ) only to get no response from her all day.

Trust me on this...never ever give anyone any advice (ack, there I go giving advice again), never ever agree to help them with their problems...they will only fuck you in the end...without lube!!!!!!!

Update: We made up......lol

Broken Heart Day

The grid of hearts represents a sort of story quilt. Each heart, broken or whole, represents an important part of the person's story. I have many broken hearts, very few whole ones. Who's fault is that? My own I guess, still sucks though.

Why? Why do they make a holiday like this? I mean if you're happy you don't need a reason to celebrate other than your own happiness so this day is really about reminding the rest of us how unloved and unwanted we are. Happy, In case ya didn't know it, no one wants your ass, day! But here, here are some chocolates to make your unwanted ass even bigger so it will never be wanted...enjoy, I think this one has nuts in it. We need to take all the happy, loved people and ship them off to Siberia and then it will be safe to come out of our homes and know were mingling with our own kind. Who knows, maybe then we could find each other and be happy too.

So Happy Valentines Day to the unloved and unwanted...will you be my Valentine?

So What Now?

As you may have noticed, I rarely post anymore. I'm just so tired and stretched in so many directions that what use to be a stress outlet is now a stress just to think about so I asked myself, why did I first start to blog? Well, I did it to vent but as time went on I vented less and less and became an entertainer. Yes, I love to laugh and I like posting funny and bizarre crap. But also as time has gone on I have 3 other blogs plus a myspace page and I don't really vent on any of them mainly because I don't want to bore anybody with my whining and because as much as I want things to change, I can't figure out how to change them so what's the point, right?

Who am I? Where am I going? What do I want out of life? I haven't a clue. I'm loose on the highway without a Thomas Guide asking people who are just as lost as I am, how to get there. I find it funny that most of my close friends see me as the voice of reason, their pillar of strength, the one with all the answers...if they only had a clue....lol

So....what the hell am I going to post on here or should I just say fuck it and dump the whole thing? Naaaa, I'd just miss it and make yet another one. I do think i'll vent more though, it feels good even if it does bore people. Hell for all I know it might make others not feel so bad for being as lost as I am or better yet, maybe someone out there with a kickass GPS will help me find my way.

Livi

Q: How long does it take to drive from Houston to Orlando?
A: It Depends

In Case You Missed The Super Bowl...

Here's the whole game summed up in one picture.