RIP Heath (1979-2008)

It had to be an accident, how could anyone deliberately leave this precious little girl? A sad day indeed.

Happy 50th Smurfs!

The Smurfs turned 50 today. They were first created in Belgium in 1958 by Peyo but the US cartoon started in 1981. Smurfette and Gargamel were my favorites. I had a Smurfette doll sitting in the back window of my blue 1975 Camero in my senior year of high school...they were the bomb.

Look At These Precious Angels

How could she not do everything in her power to be with them?

Lose the married paparazzi, stay away from Starbucks and get your shit together.

These angels deserve a decent mother.

Oscar & Arthur

This is a beautiful yet creepy story about the unconditional love between a dog and a cat. Oscar the dog and Arthur the cat were best of friends. They were inseparable. When 17-year-old Arthur kicked the bucket Oscar didn't know what to do with himself. Arthur's owners buried him in their garden.

Oscar must have seen this, because in the dead of night he went out into the garden and dug Arthur up. He carried Arthur to the basket they shared and gently cleaned him up. The owners found Oscar curled up next to Arthur's dead body the next morning.

The owners have securely buried Arthur and got Oscar a new kitten playmate named Limpet. Nobody will replace Arthur. You hear that Limpet? NOBODY! You can purr the purr and show off your cuteness, but Oscar's heart will always be with Arthur.

Nothing like a story about a dog licking a dead cat to warm the cockles of your heart.

The Triumphant Return Of Paula Abdul!

The Super Bowl may be bringing real talent to their halftime show. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello reports that Paula Abdul is in talks with Fox to perform during the Super Bowl. Paula may perform her new song with fellow American Idol judge Randy Jackson. They are in rehearsals for the video right now. It's off his upcoming Music Vol. 1 CD.

If this news is true Paula will be joining Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mary .J Blige and Maroon 5 as Super Bowl performers.

I will only be into this if Paula scraps her duet with Randy and instead performs her greatest hits wearing her old outfits like the one above. They can brush Arsenio Hall off from whatever tomb he's living in and bring him back as Scat Cat. They also need to liquor Paula up before the performance and turn off her backtrack. Paula singing live and drunk would be the best show ever.

I'm guessing this is all just a rumor and not happening. That means they better get a camera crew over to wherever Paula's at, because when she learns she isn't doing the Super Bowl she's going to have an epic meltdown. She doesn't take bad news lightly.
Where's God when you need him?

Meth Head Sues Dealer And Wins!

23-year-old Sandy Bergen from Saskatchewan, Canada sued her meth dealer and won. Sandy and her family filed the lawsuit in 2005 after she overdosed, had a heart attack and was in a coma for 11 days. Sandy developed a heart condition that leaves her tired constantly and may effect her having children in the future.

Sandy wants $50,000 in damages and medical expenses. A hearing will determine how much dough she actually gets. Good luck in trying to collect from a drug dealer.

Sandy said she has taken responsiblity for her actions and wants him to take responsiblity for his. "I think that's taking responsibility for my actions, I don't think I need to take responsibility for both of our actions. He should have to meet me half way and that's what this lawsuit was about."

"I think it's a different way to hit drug dealers financially and that's where it will really hurt them."

There's hope for Amy Winehouse and Britney after all. If they ever need money they can sue their dealers. Actually Brit can sue Starbucks. Then she will own Starbucks and all her dreams will come true. Starbrits.