My Theory on Life

Well, one of them anyways. This theory is regarding differences and how important they are to life. Imagine if every woman on the planet were white, blonde, blue eyed, 5'5" and 130lbs, same boob size, hips, everything, a carbon copy of each other and every man were 6' blonde, blue eyed, 175lbs, all the same and both were age 30. If this were the case, their wouldn't be young people or old people, they just be people. They wouldn't be short or tall, just people, fat or thin, just people, ugly or beautiful, just people. It's the differences that make us either tall or short or fat or thin and were all given a card to draw at conception. Some of us draw the short card or fat card or ugly card and some get to draw the tall, thin, beautiful card.


THIS BITES!!!!!!!!

I hope in the next life, I get to draw the tall, thin, beautiful card and get to go on hot dates with hot guys instead of staying home by myself watching movies and having my beautiful girlfriends call me up to tell me about their hot date with their hot guy. I wanna rub their noses in it too someday because they will have to draw the short, fat, ugly with chin warts card (I'll see to it)!
So, to the beautiful people of the world, enjoy, because it is us fat ugly girls that make you beautiful, not make-up or clothes or money, it's being compared to us and also because it is the luck of the draw that you are the pretty one and not me BUT your time is coming...bwhaa haa haaaaa!

Viva La'difference!

Note: The one in the middle is obviously Angelina Jolie. I have no idea who the other two are, I just googled, ugly and fat and they popped up...sad isn't it?