Saturday, February 25, 2006

"I heard that Paris Hilton was really born a boy that Kathy Hilton named Perry, but her father, Rick Hilton, wanted a daughter. So he had Perry flown to Switzerland for a sex change operation when he was 3. Soon after Kathy started giving Paris hormone injections. Questioning the shots, Kathy convinced Paris that she has diabetes. Paris has lived her whole life thinking she has diabetes and now gives herself injections everyday. This is all true. I heard this from a bagger at Wild Oats whose mother worked as a pizza deliverer who knows this other lady that is a pet groomer who knows this lady that was a wet nurse for Lionel Richie's then son Nickolas whose name is now Nichole - who also has diabetes. If you know what I mean."

1 Comments:

At 3:02 PM, Blogger Nicki said...

Holy cow that cracked me up!

 

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