Another Saturday Night & I Ain't Got Nobody

So, once again, all alone on a Saturday night and I'm perusing the blogs and wind up on a naughty blog full of porn sites so what the heck, I take the plunge.

Amazing the things people are into these days. I never knew that peeing or crapping in someone's mouth was a turn on....I must not be "with it".

I saw quite a few things I liked and even learned a thing or two from a girl named Lollipop...I now call her SenSei!

I also found something I wished I hadn't. I guess if you look at porn sites long enough, this is bound to happen. I clicked on a link for an adult hook-up site for intense swingers and they have a "Rate Your Naked Pics" section where Joe Shmoe's like you and me, send in their naked pics and others vote on them.

I saw one woman who must have been in her mid 60's and a great bod so I gave her a 10 for effort. I also gave all the girls with small boobs, 10's as I can relate.

So there I am, 11:30 on a Saturday night, clicking, voting, clicking.........then it happened. There she was, in all her naked glory. A friend of mine...one I would not have expected to see, spread eagle, deep throating a popcicle right in front of the couch I've sat on.

TMI..TMI..TMI....my eyes, my eyes.....I've seen too much. How do I keep a straight face next time I see her? I didn't know she had her clit pierced!

It's a free country and she can expose herself anyway she wants but I think it's time I find myself a man and get off the porn sites, if I keep looking long enough, I'm liable to find my Mother on there.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!